Margolias MSTs: Imma Wiserd ch 10

ch 10 i meet god {Lauren Faust? Is that you?}

i woke up in heven. soulja boy wuz playin an i saw dis big ol nigga in a wit robe dat lookd lik 50 cent. {Lauren Faust looks like 50 Cent?}

"hello turtle" he sed.

"how do u no mi name" i sed

"bcuz im god turtle" he sed

i wuz amased. { "I AM YOUR CREATOR AND HEAVENLY FATHER!"

"Cool story, bro."}

"am i ded" i sed.

"yes u r" sed god.

"den dat meen..." i sed

"yes it duz" sed god "but dont cri turtle cuz it aint yo tym yet so im senden u bak. i wan u 2 kill dat evil jew hu killd mi only son" {OH WOW RACIST MUCH?}

"yes lod" i sed.

"an rememba turtle, i will alweys bein wachin ova u. goodbi" sed god  {Big Brother God is always watching...}

"godbi" i sed. {Gooby plz}

i woke up in mi room.

"wuz wrong" sed hary pottr "u look wit as a cracker" {Well, all he did was DIE for a few minutes. It's not like you'd know what that's li- OH WAIT.}

"aw noddin" i sed. {"Lol I just died and met God is all. No biggie."}

"well u woke up jus in tim" sed shieqwaz "da bromstik chaminship is stardin an ur da star playa" {Yeah, I mean it's not like he DIED for a bit there. "bromstiks" is waaaay more important than the health of a student.}