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ch 6: i get out of jail {Thanks for the spoilers, bitch!}
AN: im glad 2 see dat evry1 likd mi stori so i desided 2 rit da nex chapta now!!111 {QUIT BRIBING PEOPLE WITH COKE, MAN.}
i wuz in jail. {Fuckin' a!} it wuz cold but i had a cot an a toylet an mi romatez nam wuz kiwan. i wuz sad. {GOOD!}
"let mi out!!11" i sed.
"no" he sed.
"why did yo put mi in here i didnt do aniting" i sed.
"bcuz ur a nigger an as u no we da police hate niggers" {Dude, even the most racist police officers in the 1960's would at least try to come up with an excuse.}
"U CANT US DAT WORD" sed kiwan
"yeh daz r word" i sed.
"nigger nigger niger" he sed an began 2 laff.
"well i no a word u mite like" i sed "DRAGEN!!111111" den a dragen cam out. {"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"}
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!11111111111111111111111" he sed as the ragen began 2 eat him
"hes a blak magicon!!1" sed anodder gard.
"den i gess well haf 2 tak away his wand!!1" {Why the fuck wouldn't you do that in the first place, you idiots!?} sed annoder. an dey did.
"now u cant us magic!!1" sed kiwan "but i wish u did... dey dont feed niggas lik us in jail..."
den i had an idea. "du u lik fried chickin"
"sho i do" he sed "but not all blak ppl lik fried chikin. dat wud be rassist" {"note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin"- The Author, chapter One.
To quote Code: "Hypocrisy. Noun."}
"ok" i sed an pointed at da grund an sed "fried chickin" an dere it was. {He's using magic even without a wand... Wow, the gards are GENIEYOUSES!}
"hooooray!!1111111111111111" sed kiwan. "ur da gratist wiserd iv eva nown!!"
den... da fried chickin startd 2 chang... it wuz... VADERMORT!!1111111111111 {He must have taken a biology cllass with Enoby Way...}
"die" he sed but kiwan jumpd in da wai an his hed esploded!! {Ouch. You're gonna need an aspirin for that}
"beep" sed vadermort {Oh, right. I forgot to mention. Road Runner is going to be playing Voldemort... Er, Vadermort in this fic. So please forgive his verbal tics.}
"turtle! get mi uzi! its i n mi left pokket!!1" sed kiwan. an i did. an i shot bullets on vadermort. {You know, I'd imagine that it must be difficult to TALK THROUGH A FUCKING STUMP OF A NECK!}
"IM DIING!!" sed vadermort. blod wuz goin evrywere. {GOFFS! Collect it quickly so that we can pour it on our Count Chocula!}
"never trust a blak wizard" {RASSIT!!1!!11!1!1111} i sed. an i sed "DRAGEN" an dere wuz more blod evrywere.
"AHHHH IM DIING EVEN MOR!!11" sed vadermort. {We get it! You're dying!}
den he fel on da grund ded.
"U KILLD VADERMORT!!111" sed harry potter. {Where the hell did you come from?!}
"GUD JOB" sed magik jonson. {Were the hell did YOU come from?!}
den snape cam up an sed "cum 2 mi oriface" {YOU. WHAT. HAPPENING. WHAT.}
AN: but dunt worri dis is nut da last uv herd of darth vader!!111 {WHAT.}
AN: im glad 2 see dat evry1 likd mi stori so i desided 2 rit da nex chapta now!!111 {QUIT BRIBING PEOPLE WITH COKE, MAN.}
i wuz in jail. {Fuckin' a!} it wuz cold but i had a cot an a toylet an mi romatez nam wuz kiwan. i wuz sad. {GOOD!}
"let mi out!!11" i sed.
"no" he sed.
"why did yo put mi in here i didnt do aniting" i sed.
"bcuz ur a nigger an as u no we da police hate niggers" {Dude, even the most racist police officers in the 1960's would at least try to come up with an excuse.}
"U CANT US DAT WORD" sed kiwan
"yeh daz r word" i sed.
"nigger nigger niger" he sed an began 2 laff.
"well i no a word u mite like" i sed "DRAGEN!!111111" den a dragen cam out. {"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"}
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!11111111111111111111111" he sed as the ragen began 2 eat him
"hes a blak magicon!!1" sed anodder gard.
"den i gess well haf 2 tak away his wand!!1" {Why the fuck wouldn't you do that in the first place, you idiots!?} sed annoder. an dey did.
"now u cant us magic!!1" sed kiwan "but i wish u did... dey dont feed niggas lik us in jail..."
den i had an idea. "du u lik fried chickin"
"sho i do" he sed "but not all blak ppl lik fried chikin. dat wud be rassist" {"note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin"- The Author, chapter One.
To quote Code: "Hypocrisy. Noun."}
"ok" i sed an pointed at da grund an sed "fried chickin" an dere it was. {He's using magic even without a wand... Wow, the gards are GENIEYOUSES!}
"hooooray!!1111111111111111" sed kiwan. "ur da gratist wiserd iv eva nown!!"
den... da fried chickin startd 2 chang... it wuz... VADERMORT!!1111111111111 {He must have taken a biology cllass with Enoby Way...}
"die" he sed but kiwan jumpd in da wai an his hed esploded!! {Ouch. You're gonna need an aspirin for that}
"beep" sed vadermort {Oh, right. I forgot to mention. Road Runner is going to be playing Voldemort... Er, Vadermort in this fic. So please forgive his verbal tics.}
"turtle! get mi uzi! its i n mi left pokket!!1" sed kiwan. an i did. an i shot bullets on vadermort. {You know, I'd imagine that it must be difficult to TALK THROUGH A FUCKING STUMP OF A NECK!}
"IM DIING!!" sed vadermort. blod wuz goin evrywere. {GOFFS! Collect it quickly so that we can pour it on our Count Chocula!}
"never trust a blak wizard" {RASSIT!!1!!11!1!1111} i sed. an i sed "DRAGEN" an dere wuz more blod evrywere.
"AHHHH IM DIING EVEN MOR!!11" sed vadermort. {We get it! You're dying!}
den he fel on da grund ded.
"U KILLD VADERMORT!!111" sed harry potter. {Where the hell did you come from?!}
"GUD JOB" sed magik jonson. {Were the hell did YOU come from?!}
den snape cam up an sed "cum 2 mi oriface" {YOU. WHAT. HAPPENING. WHAT.}
AN: but dunt worri dis is nut da last uv herd of darth vader!!111 {WHAT.}
WHAT.
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So apparently Snape's a pedophile in this too: "Cum to my orifice".