Margolias MSTs: Prayer Warriors ch 2

Chapter 2

Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return.
Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed. {Did... did he just call himself "the holy one"? How arrogant do you have to be to even consider calling yourself that!?}
Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons. {That don't exist because you're attacking innocent people, you delusional asshole.}
Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and TheBratMan. {Ah, calling out everyone who doesn't like your stories! The calling card of a bad fanfic.}
Believer in Christ: Thee have wage war on our lord Jesus Christ and must be ridden! {No, they waged war on your insane bigotry. There's a huge difference.}
Chirst Himself: And Alistairlevi13 for serving the dark lord Satan! {Let me guess, they were practicing a religion that wasn't your insane interpretation of Christianity.}
Believer in Christ: May all these wevil ones burn in hell! Amen. {No, that's you.}
Christ Himself: Bless my son.
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord! Amen and amen. {I really don't think Jesus would condone damning people.}

Defeating the Whore! {With a title like that, I can tell that this chapter will be a pleasant joyride!}

A prayer (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever!): I believe in everyone that is spoken with this holy word, and will follow it so the full command, even ridding the world of those flithly atheist! {Weren't the kids at Camp Half-Blood Satanists according to you? Or is there really no difference to you?} Amen and amen!

And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. -Leviticus 21:9 {A sad attempt at foreshadowing, I see.}

And we met to plan a attack on those evil beings. We discussed their weakness, and their desires to turn the good Christian world away from our glorious one and only great god of all nation, our lord Jesus Christ (fear all you athiest, jewish, muslim, buddhist and all others that defy this great God that will punish you and send you to hell, where you will burn for in all eternal history, where your body will torn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where you will be eaten by all foul breast. {NOT THE BOOBS!} You will all be punish, all of you. God does not put up with such evil things with this God fearing nation. And that nation is not just America, but all of the world. This is God`s world! And you athiest must convert, pray for all your wrong doings, and believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the one and only true God! Amen). {Long author's note is long. Funny you're condemning jewish people even though they follow the Old Testament, from which you have quoted numerous times. And I don't recall the US being a Christian nation. I thought we had the freedom to believe what we wanted. Also, you're screaming at people about how they're going to Hell, and you wonder why people aren't on your side. How amusing.}

So we decided that we will attack a rational study group, for they work foul thins which the lord Jesus Christ forbid. {Such as...? You're attacking them for what seems to be no real reason! Why do you think people would follow you, you nutjob?!} We brought hundred of our most faithful servents to come along to see such Godful work! {That many for one study group? Over kill, much?}

"All hail Stan" {Oh, great. South Park fanatics.} they yelled. "We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will will burn for in all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!" {That... doesn't sound too rational to me. Are you sure, you're hunting a rational study group?} I was so dishearten by this comment that I want to rip the mans head of and fed it to the dog. {And here you claim to be a good person.}

"Behold the greatest servent of the lord" {Check out the ego on this one!} I yelled to those foul things that call themselves people. "I have come to kill you all in the glory of our lord Jesus Christ". {Remember that old commandment, "Thou shall not kill"? I don't remember there being a footnote that read "Unless someone is different from you, then it's totally okay to kill the shit out of them".]

"On behalf of our Satanic god Zeus, God of Whores, {Again, while he was a slut, he wasn't the god of them. Could you at least research what you're bashing?} we will slain you all. And we will send to hell!" said Clarisse La Rue, the leader of such an evil gang. Mad as I could be, I ran towards her and sliced of her unholy, God-riding hair! Her head rolled on the ground as the unbelievers scream. {You disagree with her, so you cut her hair? What logic are you running on? And what does "God-riding" even mean? Does God have some kind of hair fetish?} As the began to run we cached up to them and killed them all. {Because killing people is so total not against Jesus's teachings or wrong at all! And these people haven't really done anything to deserve killing, you know. All they do is stand around and talk about their religion. Like, how is that deserving of death?} We left the bodies to rot in the group, for they did not deserved to be buried. {Well, you're pleasant.} We left people to guard the bodies, to stop any of the unbelievers into getting them. {You just want people to hate you, don't you?}

The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot. -Proverbs 10:7 {You talking about yourself there?}

And we came across a temple that is a worship ground of the evil goddess Artemis, where she and her daughters kill holy lambs to the god of whores. And it made me sick! {But it's totally okay for YOU to sacrifice shit to YOUR god. Nice.}

"You must all be punish" I yelled to the sinners, the filth of the Godful world that our lord Jesus Christ rules over for eternal history, ever and ever, amen and amen! "You must boy down to our God (the only truth that must be offered in this day and age) or witness the wrath of Jesus of Nazareth, who is the one and only true God! Amen. Commit!"{Remember when Jesus threatened to kill people? Yeah? Me neither.}

"We will never bowed down to your Godful kind, for we want to corrupt the youth and bring war upon the world. WE ARE THE CAUSE FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WORLD WAR 1 AND 2, THE WAR IN IRAQ, AND THE VIETNAM WAR. WE WANT TO BRING SUFFERING TO EVERYONE! {You hear that? Satanists are the cause of all major past wars. Yes, not bigotry, bitterness over unfair deals, corrupt regimes, political pressure, or anything your history book has taught you. Nope, it's all the work of the EEEEEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLL Satanists.} We will send every single God fearing Christian servents of the lord Jesus Christ to the death row! You will all be punished" said Annabeth, Zeus most famous whore! {Someone's been eating their fill of ham today.}

"All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything" I declared to the Dogful and Christian like world!

Annabeth laughed. "Those ways are old and tired. Our way is much better" she screamed. {Yeah, it's not like Greek Myths existed before Jesus was born or anything.}

"But at least our way works! {Yes, threatening to kill/forcibly convert at least 70% of the world's population is a way of life that is sooooo effective.} Amen" I said to the Satanic and filthful whore. So I charged at her, grabbed her hair, and dragged her across the muddy and filthful road, where I got an axe and sliced her head open, and let all kinds of Godful worms eat her alive, letting none of her brain to survive. {JESUS, man! Quit brutally killing people you disagree with!}

THE WHORE WAS FINALLY DEAD! AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN! {ENOUGH WITH THE "AMENS"! What is the point of saying it over and over and over again!?}

And we had a holy party where we prayed to God and sang hymns of his greatness and glory. We did not drink, nor did we have sex, for that will make us look bad. {That sounds like the most boring party ever.} We were Christians and did not live like those filthy Atheist that mush all die! Amen.

PS: Priest do not have sex, so the church is not in trouble. It is holy and will be obey by all people! {Because if you're a Christian, you're physically incapable of committing crimes!}