Spooky Story Time: Winnie the Pooh Lost Episode

Heeeeeelllllllooooooooo~ We're back with Spooky Story Time! This time we touch upon a common type of pasta known as a Lost Episode! Which is, as the names implies, about "lost" episodes of tv shows that never made it on the air because they're completely nonsensical and weird. And this one is of one of the old Winnie the Pooh cartoons. So just how badly can this be fucked up? Well, let's find out!

It was a sunny day that day, I'll never forget that. In fact I won't forget most of that day. {"Well, except for the part with the dead hookers and blow."} Let me explain....

"MOM!" I yelled. {Well, I can already tell that you'll be an endearing character!}  "What honey?" My mom tried to stay calm of my yelling. "Winnie!" She knew what that mean't, when I wanted to watch Winnie The Pooh I'd yell that. "Ok honey, I'll turn it on." She turned on the TV and switched it to Nick Jr. {OBJECTION! Winnie the Pooh was a DISNEY cartoon!  Why the HELL is it on Nick?} "Yay!" I remember the TV turning on and the episode beginning, oh god the episode. {Oh, come on. It can't be any worse than modern Spongebob.}

I started at the title, it said something like "Making Friends! (the "easy" way). Being only 7 I sat and just waited for the show to start. {Riveting.}


It started with Winnie the pooh waking up from his bed, by now I realized it skipped the intro, he looked around and saw the door open. {AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT!} He got up and looked around once more. "Hello?" Winnie said, almost as if crying. {RUN! He's trying to draft you into the skeleton war!} "What did I do?!" he yelled. He walked out his door seeing nothing, not even his friends. {And by that tree, where that dog is, there is NOTHING.} "Why'd you leave me!" He looked around and fell on his knees. {Because you're a piece of shit who eats everyone's honey.}

"I DON'T DESERVE THIS!" He started punching the dirt. He stopped and stared at his bloody hands. {Was it hyper-realistically bloody?} I still watched, eyes wide open. "I need friends, that's it-hahaahHAHAHAA-" {Okay, I think someone's been watching a little too much MLP.} I kept staring. "Let's go find some FRIENDS!" {*Singing* 'Cause we all need somebody to leeeaan on~}

He got up and walked, soon he came upon a child, looking much like me. {GASP!} "HI FRIEND!" The child waved hi. Winnie The Pooh took an axe out of nowhere. {I think Winnie has an AXE to grind! Geddit? Cause- *Shot*} "FRIENDS FOREVER!" he swung the axe at the kid and dug into his neck. "FRIENDS!" {Yay! 8D} I stood there, staring. "YOU'RE NEXT!" It ended and said FIN and showed the dead child for over 30 mins. Now I'm in my basement...-CLING- What the...! NOOOO "FRIENDSSSSSSSS" {Im scarred nd disoriented!!!11!1!!!!111!}