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Writers: Birthday Wishes Shooting Out Of Your Eyes

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Fatfan: Dogman racists! *He fires a machine gun into a crowd of Klu Klux Klansmen*

???: FaTfAn!!! *A mare with a shriveled head and party hat  popped out of the ground. It was..........................

Nightmare Moon!*

Fatfan: Nighty!? Watchoo doin' here!?

NM: I hAvE cOmE tO tAkE yOu To ThE zOo WhErE tWiLiGhT aNd I wIlL mAkE oUt!

Fatfan: Whoo! *Jumps on Nightmare's back, and the two flies off!*

NM: Uh, FaTtY, yOuR kInDa HeAvY!

Fatfan: Yeah!

NM: We'Re GoInG dOwN!

Fatfan: Yeah!

NM: CrAsHiNg!

*Nightmare Moon plunges down, dive bombing her way down to the zoo*

Fatfan: Yeah!

NM: We'Re GoNnA dIe!

Fatfan: Yeah!

*Nightmare Moon crashes into a random civilian, impaling him on her horn, and she and the force of the impact launches them into a brick wall, leaving a massive hole*

Fatfan: ...Yeah.
Happy birthday, Fatfan! Sorry I suck.
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Eureka2000's avatar
I actually feel sorry for Nightmarw Moon and the random dude.....